In God We Trust
Florida: Citrus State
Relax, Retire, Re-vote
Florida: Manatee State
Florida: Tropical State
Florida: America’s Wang
Florida: Hurricane State
We count more than you do
Discover Your Own Backyard
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Viagra voters do it again!
Florida: The Plywood State
Florida: The Gunshine State
Florida: God’s Waiting Room
Ask us about our Grandchildren
Florida is a very healing place
We’re number one! Wait! Recount!
We don’t just cheat in football.
Not everything is flat in Florida
Florida: Where America Goes to Die
Lovin the eighty-three-degree winter
Florida: Where even the sand is wrinkly
Florida: It’s Long and Hangs to the Left
Florida: Senior Citizen Discounts Available
Where your vote counts and counts and counts
Florida: It’s never too hot for a Kevlar Vest!
Ask Us about Our Grandkids and Our Voting Skills
Where the people are old and the weather is warm
This is what you get for taking Elian away from us
If you think we can’t vote, wait till you see us drive
Step into Florida – The most sizzling state in the nation!
Florida is a state located in the Southeastern region of the United States.